You want to change?

[OOC: Screened away from Jack Shephard and Desmond, out of courtesy to their players! Unless they want them to see it, in which case, go for it!]

Hey. HEY. Everyone.

[She pauses. She's completely blitzed.]

Okay. Now, our resident worst shrink ever--and that's CRANE, not me, don't even start! Anyway. He's saying the Barge is inescacabab...inescapable. That we can't go home. And he is a LIAR. Look. Lookit this guy right here.

[She holds a picture of Hurley up to the screen. Her hands aren't exactly steady.]

D'you see him? Well, I went home. To this...this GORGEOUS man. And do you know what we did?

WE MADE LOVE. And it was BEAUTIFUL!

[She sounds like she's about to cry. Happy tears, though, because she's wearing the SAPPIEST SMILE EVER.]

So don't you tell me that wasn't real. Because I will cherish those memories until I go back to him and we do MORE wonderful lovemaking. And that's what it is: MAKING. LOVE.

[And she feels the need to clarify, even though her point is already pretty clear:]

...because we LOVE each other.